Don't judge a book by its cover. Or do!
Gravitation pulling you down Amy!

Gravitation pulling you down Amy!

The only way is Essex. It’s the only way indeed!!

The only way is Essex. It’s the only way indeed!!

Bimbo’s next top model. Or is it?

Life is a fairy tale. When you’re a bimbo!

Life is a fairy tale. When you’re a bimbo!

Can she breathe with those?

Can she breathe with those?

I’ve heard they’ve released a new type of air-bags. Just wasn’t sure this is what they meant!

I’ve heard they’ve released a new type of air-bags. Just wasn’t sure this is what they meant!

Position chosen because bum so big gravitation does not do you an favours?

Position chosen because bum so big gravitation does not do you an favours?

The glasses are a must off course! Bathroom lights irritating the eyes I guess!!
Pout trout gone wrong

The glasses are a must off course! Bathroom lights irritating the eyes I guess!!

Pout trout gone wrong

Boob job gone wrong??
10 points for colour-coordinating with the toilet bowl!

Boob job gone wrong??

10 points for colour-coordinating with the toilet bowl!

Erm, write- you’re worth something because you’re covered in money. 
kitschy anyone?

Erm, write- you’re worth something because you’re covered in money. 

kitschy anyone?