Don't judge a book by its cover. Or do!

Paris Hilton- not necessarily for her “exaggerated” good looks, but more for her brains.

Few of her most “intelligent” quotes:

”What’s Wal-Mart? Do they like make walls there?”

“I don’t really think, I just walk!”

“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass who pays for everything.”


Coco, Ice-T’s wife

Another classic. Perfect!

Another classic:

Jordan a.k.a. Katie Price

Fake tan, excessive make-up, skimpy clothes, out there clothes, bad reputation. One word : Bimbo

Let’s start with the classics:

Jodie Marsh

Blonde hair, extreme fake tan, excessive make-up, breast enlargement and extravagant clothes. All of these are in excess!