Being a bimbo is an art. It is quite challenging getting a perfect combination of good modified looks and no brain. It is also hard maintaining those blonde locks and almost to be carbonized fake tan. What with the back pain resulting from the enhanced cleavage. And with a silicone bum, sitting down is almost always uncomfortable. Note to self: Being a bimbo is a tough job! Definition of a bimbo: It is a slang word for a woman that has an exaggerated interest in her sexual appeal. Typical bimbos include women with fake tan, blonde highlights/ extensions, pink lips and nails, enhanced cleavage, little or no clothes but the list is non-exhaustive. All these enhancements have to be in excess in order to be counted as a bimbo! If you find yourself in one of the photos, I can’t help but be sorry of the way you ended up. If you want your photo removed please contact me. If you think you know the source of a photograph and I haven’t acknowledged it and want me to do so, please contact me. For the rest of you all, indulge! Visitor Counters Tumblr (3.0; @howtobeabimbo)http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lifnfj1Xoc1qhl47eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gravitation pulling you down Amy!</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607238522http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607238522Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:21:37 -0400amy childstowiebimbo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljje4qGqb81qeusimo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The only way is Essex. It’s the only way indeed!!</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607201197http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607201197Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:19:09 -0400bimbopinktowie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnbo43Sjr1qj3ejao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnbo43Sjr1qj3ejao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnbo43Sjr1qj3ejao3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Bimbo’s next top model. Or is it?</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607166288http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607166288Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:16:51 -0400bimbonakedblonde<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnbcukJrs1qj3ejao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Life is a fairy tale. When you’re a bimbo!</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607062329http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607062329Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:10:07 -0400bimbopinkblondefairytale<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnbav2hiv1qj3ejao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can she breathe with those?</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607044110http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607044110Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:08:55 -0400bimbobig boobsphoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnb8nT9sR1qj3ejao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve heard they’ve released a new type of air-bags. Just wasn’t sure this is what they meant!</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607023871http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607023871Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:07:00 -0400air bagbimbo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnb6sVr3t1qj3ejao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Position chosen because bum so big gravitation does not do you an favours?</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607006639http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4607006639Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:06:29 -0400bimboblondebig bum<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnb5eZoyh1qj3ejao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The glasses are a must off course! Bathroom lights irritating the eyes I guess!!</p> <p>Pout trout gone wrong</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606993746http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606993746Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:05:38 -0400bimbopoutshadesbathroom<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnb2pRXaO1qj3ejao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Boob job gone wrong??</p> <p>10 points for colour-coordinating with the toilet bowl!</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606968625http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606968625Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:04:00 -0400bimbofake tancleavage<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnb0315Ai1qj3ejao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Erm, write- you’re worth something because you’re covered in money. </p> <p>kitschy anyone?</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606944907http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606944907Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:02:00 -0400kitschymoneycovered in<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnawpx62i1qj3ejao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnawpx62i1qj3ejao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnawpx62i1qj3ejao3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnawpx62i1qj3ejao4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Paris Hilton- not necessarily for her “exaggerated” good looks, but more for her brains.</p> <p>Few of her most “intelligent” quotes:</p> <p><span><strong>”What’s Wal-Mart? Do they like make walls there?”</strong></span></p> <p><span><strong>“I don’t really think, I just walk!”</strong></span></p> <p><span><strong>“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass who pays for everything.”</strong></span></p> <p><span><br/></span></p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606911716http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606911716Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:00:24 -0400paris hiltonpinkbimbo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn9zmnt3n1qj3ejao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn9zmnt3n1qj3ejao2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn9zmnt3n1qj3ejao3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn9zmnt3n1qj3ejao4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Coco, Ice-T’s wife</p> <p>Another classic. Perfect!</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606608365http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606608365Thu, 14 Apr 2011 09:40:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn9t35kzz1qj3ejao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn9t35kzz1qj3ejao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn9t35kzz1qj3ejao3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn9t35kzz1qj3ejao4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Another classic:</p> <p>Jordan a.k.a. Katie Price</p> <p>Fake tan, excessive make-up, skimpy clothes, out there clothes, bad reputation. One word : Bimbo</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606548472http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606548472Thu, 14 Apr 2011 09:36:39 -0400katie pricejordanbimbo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn9lddRX41qj3ejao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn9lddRX41qj3ejao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn9lddRX41qj3ejao3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Let’s start with the classics:</p> <p>Jodie Marsh</p> <p>Blonde hair, extreme fake tan, excessive make-up, breast enlargement and extravagant clothes. All of these are in excess!</p>http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606478139http://howtobeabimbo.tumblr.com/post/4606478139Thu, 14 Apr 2011 09:32:01 -0400Jodie Marshblondebimbo